Lost Wisdom and the Wonderings of an Insomniac

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collegehumor:

If Popular Songs Were Shakespearean Sonnets

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(Source: lolazo-net)

lambishwolf:

toptumbles:

This is called humanity

lambishwolf:

toptumbles:

This is called humanity

heyfunniest:

This car really rocks.

heyfunniest:

This car really rocks.

My experience of life is that it is not divided up into genres; it’s a horrifying, romantic, tragic, comical, science-fiction cowboy detective novel. You know, with a bit of pornography if you’re lucky.

- Alan Moore (via thatlitsite)

Apr 7

assbutt-in-the-garrison:

isaytohellwiththelotofyou:

carlostheperfecthairedscientist:

princeofthelight:

kylesimmonsbeard:

millie0013:

the-fandoms-are-2spooky:

ultrareadfreak:

wow even zombies feel like we do

this movie was perf tho

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This film is basically the socially acceptable version of Twilight.
SPOILER: His name was Romeo.

YOU SPOILED IT FOR ME IT WAS CROSSED OUT BUT I READ IT ANYWAY I HAVEN’T READ THE SEQUELS YET

HER NAME JULIE(T)

THE BALCONY SCENE?! HE WANTED TO SEE HER AGAIN?! FROM "TWO DIFFERENT WORLDS"?! R KILLED SOMEONE WHO WAS CLOSE TO JULIE?!

SOMEONE JUST MADE A FUCKING ZOMBIE AU!ROMEO AND JULIET- BUT THEY ACTUALLY LIVED AND HAD A HAPPY ENDING

HOW DID I NOT SEE THIS??!!

the book was based off romeo and juliet. that’s why his friend is M. Mercutio.

wait, this wasn’t obvious to everyone else…? :-/

the only acceptable version of romeo and juliet imo

(Source: severlac)

Apr 7

Chances are the world doesn’t give a fuck about your plan.

- Junot Díaz (via thatlitsite)

Apr 7

assbutt-in-the-garrison:

isaytohellwiththelotofyou:

carlostheperfecthairedscientist:

princeofthelight:

kylesimmonsbeard:

millie0013:

the-fandoms-are-2spooky:

ultrareadfreak:

wow even zombies feel like we do

this movie was perf tho

image

image

image

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This film is basically the socially acceptable version of Twilight.
SPOILER: His name was Romeo.

YOU SPOILED IT FOR ME IT WAS CROSSED OUT BUT I READ IT ANYWAY I HAVEN’T READ THE SEQUELS YET

HER NAME JULIE(T)

THE BALCONY SCENE?! HE WANTED TO SEE HER AGAIN?! FROM "TWO DIFFERENT WORLDS"?! R KILLED SOMEONE WHO WAS CLOSE TO JULIE?!

SOMEONE JUST MADE A FUCKING ZOMBIE AU!ROMEO AND JULIET- BUT THEY ACTUALLY LIVED AND HAD A HAPPY ENDING

HOW DID I NOT SEE THIS??!!

the book was based off romeo and juliet. that’s why his friend is M. Mercutio.

wait, this wasn’t obvious to everyone else…? :-/

the only acceptable version of romeo and juliet imo

(Source: severlac)

Apr 4

thechurchofbobsaget:

I think “dildo” is a perfectly acceptable insult. Like, I’d call you a dick but you’re not real enough.

Apr 4
shaggie2dope:

let it bro

shaggie2dope:

let it bro

(Source: deetecks)